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My DH thinks he participates in parenting decisions because I research things, make a plan and then tell him about it. I'd be happy for him to actually participate but I don't think he gives a shit

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I hope others getting their karma like im getting mines. I own up to the shit i do.

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My husband forgot my birthday last year untill I told him it was my birthday on my way to drop him off at work.... He later played it off like he knew it all along. No he didn't... FML gonna happen again this year too.

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My kids’ cousin’s Mom on their Dad’s side is a bitch. Tired of being nice for sake of kids. Putting kids first though..

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Living in central FL, there's something about waiting on hurricanes that I've always liked. We usually get a helluva wind and rainstorm, with trees down, power outages, etc. But it's cleansing and calming at the same time. Esp. waiting for it to come.

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I hate mil most when I see how bad she failed my sweet dh. He deserves better than her. I hope I can help him heal some of the broken pieces

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Being poor & hungry sucks! But you know what sucks even more? Being a horrible person..

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I am so torn. On one hand I have a good man that adores me and wants me in every way, and my son as well. On the other I have a man that is carefree, silly, uninterested in anything beyond sex. I want both. One doesn't care. I am awful.

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I think I am really depressed. I keep thinking what a failure I am and how everything is my fault and how everyone hates me. I don’t know how to get out of this or what to do.

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my 7 year old has a side shave, wears makeup occasionally, wears heels, has 2 earring holes, is obsessed with belly shirts and is fucking amazing.

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Anyone else daydream about their own apartment? And when you have the kid, it’s just you two and it’s just pure bliss.

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This will be my 50th year teaching. I retire end of this yr. Every year, the night before the first day, I have been nervous. But as I get into the groove of things on the first day, my nerves ALWAYS fade fast. You'll be okay mamas and so will your kids!

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Same shit, different day...If my DH ever once remembers to put his dishes in the metal basin in the counter called the SINK, I will be amazed.

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I think lularoe clothes are hideous to the point of being comical. There. I said it.

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I just did it. I nailed what my book is going to be. I’m so glad I am doing this writing class. I’m going to be an author.

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Having a 50th bday party. Was already nervous abt people not coming and now that my DH kept putting things off and not sending out the save the date, i'm even more worried. We don't even have a venue. Something that DH was going to look into 2 mos ago.

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Keep replaying everything he said when we were together tonight

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Two kids doesn’t seem like enough but three kids seems like too much.

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What if this house we’re moving into turns out to be an unmitigated disaster? I’m scared as hell.

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I’m so sick of being in charge of everybody’s feelings. I’m also sick of nobody taking me seriously until I’m a bitch about it, then getting called a bitch

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I am in such a funk. No motivation to do anything. Have the opportunity to go back to school for something I used to love but there's just no joy anymore.

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I've always been curious what life and culture would be like if, instead of having sex anytime, we were like most other animals and went into heat/rut once or 2x a year. No interest in sex most of the yr, but there's about a month when you'll fuck ANYONE

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It's so damn hard not to drink when I go outside after the kids go to bed. That's my wind down time. Does a couple beers every night mean there's a problem??

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I feel actual hatred toward people that only care about themselves, their self-interest, and their families. What a waste of space and resources to go through life only caring about you when this world needs so much.

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The older I get & the longer I'm married, the more I realize how utterly useless men are. All of them.

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When people say "no worries" it makes me worry even if I wasn't worrying before.

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I'm leaving SO of 20 years & getting my own place because I want my daughter & grandson to be able to come over anytime they want & actually feel welcome. I'm tired of the comments & the attitude. He wants to make me choose? I choose my kid. Duh!

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Working for Walmart sucks. Management is disorganized, co-workers are rude and unhelpful. Worst decision I've ever made

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Seeing men in new relationships kills my respect for them. They are nothing but slobbering, ass-kissing, spineless puppies. They do anything requested or demanded of them, all but rolling over and pissing themselves at the hint of getting a piece of ass.

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I hate social media

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DSD12 told me today that she feels like her dad blames her having been born made him have to live here. He says it all the time behind her back but I'm angry b/c WHO THE FUCK says that to their kid? Way to screw her up for life, dick.

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I leave for vacation soon, to an area getting hit by Dorian. I care more about my vacation plans being ruined, than I do about people who live there and are having their homes destroyed. I'm terrible.

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I very much want to be fashionable but I barely have an extra dime to spend on clothing for myself. I wish to be one of those who can walk into a thrift store and throw together a cute outfit. I wear plains neck t shirts and leggings :(

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We're usually a great team, but DH's anxiety is going through the roof, so he's less organized, more touchy, and less able to cope. Side affects are my GAF bucket is running out, I'm less able to deal with dumb, I'm more emotional.

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I was describing my weird dream to my DD, where a train crashed into our house, and I was trying to find my phone in the rubble so I could call work. Then DD said "so work is the most important thing in your dreams, too?" Ouch.

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These stupid fucking home security cameras that DH insisted we install ENRAGE ME. All they do is hang up. Whenever I need to turn them on, it takes about 30 seconds for them to connect. What fucking good is that?

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I hate when people say there's nothing more important than family. I call BS. When your family is a bunch of abusive, alcoholic, harassing shits who refuse to get help for their mental illnesses and addictions, it's okay to tell them to fuck off.

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I had planned to go to the grocery store, clean the floors, and cook dinner but ended up sleeping the entire day away. Oops.

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Me and DH fucked like rabbits this weekend!!

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I have literally never lost a sock doing the laundry. 18 years of doing laundry for self and family, multiple homes, apartments, laundromats, and I have never lost a single sock.

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